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my goated staff app - PossiblyACat - 07-07-2026
What is your steamid?(this can be found here: https://steamid.xyz/) fuck nah
What is your discord @ ? im in the staff chat
How many hours do you have on No Cancer RP? more than i should
Do you have a working mic in-game? *burps*
How old are you? old enough to fuck
Have you ever been staff on a gmod server before? too many
If you answered yes to the last one, which server and what rank? this one that one and that one
What special skills do you posses that will make you more qualified than the other applicants? I'm tyler
Do you have experience with SAM? sam I am green egg and ham
Do you have any other significant commitments? (such as a job or school) i have a job and i got to school i have zero time for the server
What times EST(server time) can you be active on an average day? I have no select time and I will be on when i please so don't force anything on me liberal
Scenario
Player A, a new player RDM's a returning player, Player B. Player B calls for a sit. After teleporting them to a sit room, what do you do?
if the new player is @22 then i say tough luck shits for brains and rdm him and then tell the new player to keep killing him and then ignore all reports he makes and take them so I farm my quota
Player A claims Player B is propblocking, but you do not see any props. What do you do?
it's probably me propblocking so I end the report so he can't do anything. if he tells another staff i just perm him like dude it aint hard
10+ People are all saying the same person is massrdming, but in the logs you only see he killed one person. What do you do?
if it's szmile then we just tell them that he is allowed too and at the end of the day they need to just shut up its a video game. if it's me i ban them cause like who are u bud. if it's 22 i go to his house and kill him
A player calls you a shit admin, he also claims he has proof against you and threatens to report you on the forums. What do you do
do it pussy suck my dick aint no one demoting me i am god
anyways i cant wait to be accepted and return to my former glory of running this hoe
tyler out