Top 10 reasons i should be staff!!11!1!!

1. Im cool
   
2. I rdm
   
3. Ill give you chips
   
4. Balls
   
5. I will abuse my power
   
6. Penis
   
7. Idk really
   
8. I'll bring a crate of soda
   
9. You can play on my gameboy
   
10. My mom said if i become staff she'll make us a party and take us to Chuck e Cheese. But she said you guys have to pay for your own playing card