why i should be staff

1. Im very seggsy
   
   
2. I will merk you
   
   
3. Ill give you the gawk gawk double hand twist non intrusive indian bumble bat 9000
   
   
4. BloodDrenchedTamponPopsicle
   
   
5. Vagina
   
   
6. I do know really
   
   
7. I'll bring a crate of barrel juiceboxes
   
   
8. You can play on my NES
   
   
9. My mom said if i become staff she'll make us a party and take us to PP LAND . But she said you guys have to pay for your own PP playmates